My girlfriend cooked the burgers tonight

"CB" (jrcb)
01/19/2018 at 21:06 • Filed to: foodlopnik

My girlfriend is no longer responsible for making burgers. On the plus side, we’ll never get food poisoning from undercooked food!

DISCUSSION (33)

RPM esq. > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:15

I think I’d take the food poisoning.

random001 > RPM esq.
01/19/2018 at 21:16

This. Upside, you are doing a charcoal cleanse now...

CRider > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:19

Passive aggressive vegans are the worst.

CB > CRider
01/19/2018 at 21:20

That was her plate. Mine at least had fries. That she then stole.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:21

Where’s the burger? Is it hidden under the hockey puck?

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/19/2018 at 21:22

It was at one point.

EDIT: since you edited your comment, it was the previous evolution of the hockey puck.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:31

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:35

The diet is working perfectly

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:40

tonight just wasn;t burger night. I wasn’t going out to grill tonight so we did the burgers in the oven. She’s guna have some oven pizza. Adfter I cook my burger she decides she wants one too.I throw the last pattie in the oven, but at this point my burger had cooked and then the kid’s pizza. O and the burger bun that I forgot about and charcoaled. Her burger went in, the oven was really hot at this point and the grease sizzled and ignited. The kids are losing thier shit, the ovens beeping like a Mo’Fo. wife’s running to dump salt on it, I’m trying to get a pot lid out but its stuck under the spegetti strainer. I finally get a pot lid and put it out. I sit down and think dammit I need a beer.

Svend > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:41

Ouch. Sorry man.

cbell04 > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:44

I think she mistakenly scooped up a piece charcoal and missed the burger:)

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/19/2018 at 21:44

Just one beer?

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:47

I just finished my 3rd. I’m probably good for the night with that.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
01/19/2018 at 21:55

I’m pretty sure even Canadians don’t eat hockey pucks.

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/19/2018 at 21:56

There are three things that toughen Canadians: eating hockey pucks, surviving the cold, and putting up with Americans.

CB > Svend
01/19/2018 at 21:59

Worse things have happened today. In the grand scheme of things, it’s good for a laugh.

Svend > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:09

True. I was partly to blame for something similar.

Had a barbecue once, a friend didn’t turn up till seven hours later, by which time the barbecue outside was long dead and we were indoors playing poker (read, me trying to play poker) so we put her burgers in the George Foreman grill, then forgot about it for over an hour. It was a tiny burger bricket by the time we remembered. To be fair, she did try to eat it. Lol.

I hope the other things weren’t severe.

CB > Svend
01/19/2018 at 22:16

Hah, yeah, that happens. Hopefully she wasn’t too mad.

Nothing major, just a slow build up. Bus was late, there was miscommunication about an appointment I was supposed to make, didn’t get as much work done at work as I should have, and the new back-up beeper in my work car doesn’t solely turn on when I put it in reverse, but also when I unlock the car, remove my keys after parking, et cetera. It’s not great.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:28

He he.

smobgirl > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:28

Burger aside, she forgot everything that makes a salad edible too.

Brickman > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:31

Its so black that it can’t even be more black.

At least she tried. If she fixed them on the stove, use mid/high heat and butter. :)

CB > smobgirl
01/19/2018 at 22:33

She thought the dressing had expired.

CB > Brickman
01/19/2018 at 22:34

It was on mid-heat. It was just mildly forgotten about. Multitasking is dangerous.

Svend > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:34

Here’s hoping for a better tomorrow mate.

Till then, just bed down for the evening and let the rest of the world do it’s thing. Take care both and have a pleasant evening.

CB > Svend
01/19/2018 at 22:35

Will do. Cheers, Svend.

Textured Soy Protein > CRider
01/19/2018 at 22:35

I’m here to redeem vegan-kind!

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wafflesnfalafel > CB
01/19/2018 at 22:54

right there with you - I do most of the cooking, and keep an eye on what my wife does when she gets in the kitchen to make sure she isn’t starting a fire, using expired stuff... It’s just not her bag... It’s funny as her mother is this full on cook and I really have not background what so ever...